fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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thatfunnyblog:

must be a really slow news day..

thatfunnyblog:

must be a really slow news day..

piddlefiggy:

lesbipoet13:

adeathwaltz:

Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS. 

Gay people literally act like dogs when they see other dogs.

reblogging again

penis-hilton:

reallylameblog:

TELL US WHY YOURE CLOSED

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING PEOPLE THROUGH THIS

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

thugmissus:

queen

GO HANNAH BABY GO

GO HANNAH BABY GO

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

soundlyawake:

vinebox:

can a clap be offbeat with no music?

is jersey surf a good first corps? I might audition this year but am really nervous and am not sure if I should just audition for an open class or dca corps
Anonymous

Yeah! I was soooo nervous at my first camp, and thats completely normal. One of the hardest things about drum corps is being brave enough to go to an audition camp. And Surf is an EXCELLENT first corps. What the staff really wants from its members early in the season isn’t perfection, but growth. There were a few people who could barely play their instrument at the first cam and were badasses after semis. Surf also gives you a 100% real World Class experience, which is absolutely amazing. But yeah so basically everyone is suuuuper supportive and staff really builds you from the bottom up so don’t worry if you’re not incredible or anything, you’ll get there, and Surf really is about sharing the love so it is probably one of the warmest audition experiences you can have, you can come of anon if you wanna talk more (: 

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

internetexplorers:

occupation: princess