This speaks to me on a weird level that makes me want to sob a little.
i’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed
send this video to your crush with no context
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
why are there monkeys in the arctic
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
my interpretation of Elsa’s “Let it go”